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Another fine Mark Morford column, in which Mark explains that the female orgasm is, in fact, proof of God. I've always thought orgasm--whether male or female--is proof that God Herself loves us beyond all reason. More on God and orgasm in a future post.

Female Orgasm: Proof Of God

Science can't explain it, evolution can't understand it and men can only lie there in awe

By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

Friday, May 27, 2005

Women have orgasms because they can. Women have orgasms because it's the right thing to do.

Women have orgasms because by and large they refuse to launch monstrous ultraviolent illegal soul-deadening wars over oilsucking phallocentric powermad landwhoring BS powergrabs and therefore they fully deserve all the inexplicable otherworldly cosmically infused clitorally energized pleasures they can get.

Did you catch that keyword? That note of strangeness? It was right there, in the word inexplicable. Because apparently, as far as science is concerned and despite the obvious reasons I assert above, no one really seems to know exactly why women have orgasms at all.

Observe, won't you, a new book by a soft-spoken scientist named Dr. Elisabeth Lloyd, from Indiana U, that basically claims there is no justifiable evolutionary need for the female orgasm whatsoever, that it really serves no known biological purpose and that it's becoming, therefore, increasingly obsolete and redundant and more or less unnecessary.

(to read the rest, click on the column title above)

Posted by Jean on Monday, June 27, 2005 at 10:15 AM | Permalink